Naked Yoga

ED: Please note that this position allows one to exercise the eye muscles by looking upwards…very tricky

 

(Ed: seem a bit extreme for a quick shag)

 

 

Robert Pattinson, hottie extraordinaire of Twilight fame (because so few actually remember that he was Cedric Diggory first before he was Edward Cullen), will appear in the March issue of Details where he gave a very lengthy interview and posed with several naked women.

He admittedly hated the photo shoot. Uhm, not really something I’d feel if I was the one subjected to twelve hours of naked women in varying states of 80s porn poses. But to each his own.

Curious though is the comment he made about being allergic to a woman’s vagina.

 ” I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina” He said 

That got us confused, has he just outed himself? Or is that a side effect of overexposure to naked women? Did he actually slip on the bathroom floor and this is a concussion talking? Because if we’re taking his words at face value, then over a million girls, and even their mothers, will be grieving over fantasies involving him that are now ruined, just plain ruined, because of this ‘allergy’. Then again, he must have thought that it’s not like Twilight fans will lack material, what with Taylor Lautner all buffed up.

(Ed: Gerry Garcia here we cum…..)

Anyway, this particular bit in his interview brought to mind some old news. Could it be possible that this is just an attempt on his part to still have that son? Remember last October 2008 when he admitted to freezing a wet diaper and putting it on while doing it in the hopes of making a boy? That, he did, after hearing that it’s all about temperature. Unfortunately, his wife gave birth to their third girl in April 2009. So maybe this time someone has told him ice cream is the way to go. Maybe he has to be cold inside, and not out. Or maybe he’s just trying to be cold many other ways aside from, well, being the Naked Chef. 

 

 

Arginine hydrochloride – 50 mg:

A semi-essential amino acid that gets converted to nitric oxide in the body, which in turn causes expansion of blood vessels. Thus, it helps to ease sexual dysfunction by directing the blood flow without increase in the blood pressure.

L-Phenylalanine – 50 mg:

Is an essential amino acid. It helps to synthesize dopamine, noradrenalin and adrenaline in our body, which help to release the endocrine hormones that are responsible for sex drive, fertility, metabolism, and for proper working of the immune system.

Siberian ginseng – 125 mg:

Supports the production of the hormone testosterone. This helps to increase sex drive and

get rid of impotence.

Mucuna pruriens – 125 mg:

Improves libido and sexual behavior by stimulating the release of testosterone in the body. It is also known to enhance the sperm count.

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