Naked Yoga

Here’s what you can do with the winnings….treat your self to a night out at the Upper Floor. Click on the pic for more info!

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Would you like to get your leg over………..?

Newspapers across the globe including the Cape News in South Africa, The Mx News in Brisbane Australia, the BBC in London and the Birmingham Post West Midlands are all reporting the shocking news that once again the Brits have gone completely mad. At the very calm and sexy offices of NAKED YOGA we can only assume it might be some thing to do with mad cow disease or the fact that the Brits are alone on a small island where everything just gets too much. Well it seems that a naked piece of rock was just too much for one silly old coot……yes that is right a naked piece of rock, stone…concrete……..it has the authorities up in arms.

You heard it first at NAKED YOGA where we report the news NAKED!

One of the gossip mags close to the scene of the crime the Birmingham Post reports

  
“A woman who claims a council official ordered her to cover up her naked garden gnomes in Halesowen following complaints from a neighbour has spoken of her anger.
 Collector Sandra Smith said she was told to put clothes on three of her ornaments because they are deemed offensive”.

Well Sandra we can tell you we love Garden Gnomes, the girls in the office have often shown their appreciation of their cute pointy hats by giving them some extra special care and personal attention if you know what we mean. So we support you and say a very British “bollocks” to your silly old neighbor. If we were in your neck of the woods our staff of NAKED gals would come round and flash their tities at your redneck neighbor. What is this world coming to…Long live the Queens and her wild and wooly family…and leave Gnomes alone.

Here is a lass sitting on what could be a Gnome………

And this looks like a lass giving a naked gnome a head job! God save the Queen!

or is it a dude shagging a gnome…?

now we are really confused………:)

If this picture don’t give you the ‘orn click HERE and the outcome will be below……

Kisses all over from Master Philip, Mandy and mary

The Northern Echo reports that things have gone mad in the city of Newcastle England. What was a long, respected and well established tradition of the young lasses flashing their wonderful breasts for free alcohol has been banned by rednecks and silly folk. A former government minister (former means, a has been in the Queens English) claimed the Sinners bar in Newcastle was promoting the degradation of women customers by encouraging them to go topless.

Well we have news for you Mr. “no one loves you anymore, has-been minister, who dress up in panties and bra” Mac Shane…….most women we know LOVE showing their tits to the world. It brings happiness, peace and a smile on folks worried faces. All we know about has been members of parliament is that they lie about WMD’s and stuff and start wars which degrades everyone!

So here are some gals we know that LOVE to show their tities….and these would stop any war!

(Ed: Is that white thing a weapon of mass destruction? we don’t know but if you want to bring peace to the world and see more tities then click HERE)

You know those fantasies you have when you go to the doctors with a cut finger and she’s a bit of a stunner. She tells you to strip naked, gets her nurse to sit on your face and ties your balls up with string…………WELL this is the site for you